An employee from the department of motor vehicles has to
clean up poop someone smeared on the walls after they took his license away. An
obituary clerk has a co-worker who says, “people are dying to get into the
paper.”
A wedding dress salesperson and a pathologist’s assistant.
Also an 80s countdown and the new Jordan Peele movie trailer.
80s top ten:
10 – Anything by Ratt or Pebbles 9 – I Can’t Wait by Nu Shooz 8 – Buffalo Stance by Nina Cherry 7 – Living in Sin by Bon Jovi 6 – Axl Foley theme or Miama Vice theme or Ferris Bueller theme (is that same as Axl Foley one?) 5 – Hot for Teacher by Van Halen 4 – Mr. Brownstone by Guns N Roses 3 – Fantasy by Aldo Nova 2 – Sister Christian 1 – I Can Dream About You by Dan Hartman (not Angie Harmon or Dan Harmon)
Who is this. Ziggy? I can’t remember his name!!
This bottle exploded in our freezer. It was confusing to take a picture. It’s sitting on the shelf, you see? It kind of fell over the edge when it exploded.
This week I talk about the nightmare that was Brigantine
Castle, NJ. Also, a woman makes Christmas wreaths and another woman makes
donuts in a building with stairs that lead nowhere.
Cheese sculptor and Casino surveillance employee! Also a decapitated mouse ornament and banana-peel-style fall!
Also here is my shoe. I’m trying to repair it. I used glue on the top part, where the rubber has popped out. And I’m using galaxy-themed duct tape for the heel. I have to walk to work in the rain tomorrow. Don’t judge. Or maybe just a little.
Tom worked on a Christmas tree lot. It was not fun. Also,I worked on a construction site installing door stops. Also I’m on twitter you jerks. @iloveusue
This week: Jen Belt at a law office babysitting a pig, Elizabeth Griffin taught (and learned) how to log roll, another woman shipped tuna, and then a guy worked at a strip club called Tuna’s. It all comes back around.